You jokes
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Always trust strangers
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.