You jokes
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What do you read on Halloween?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.