You jokes
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."