What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
You Jokes
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
When you breathe.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
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Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.