You jokes
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
You stink!
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"