You jokes
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Memes
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Are you peeling well?
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Are you fin-ished with your work?
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"