You jokes
Are you peeling well?
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Memes
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Are you fin-ished with your work?
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.