You jokes
Gwen, you on?
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.