You jokes
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
How long are you? I
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Memes
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
You. You're the joke.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
El, can you grab me that bow?