You jokes
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
How do you make an idiot say how?
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.