You jokes

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

What do you call a bird with no wings?

A no flyer.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

Me: I have a dream.

Mom: What?

Me: For you to fucking shut up.

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!