You jokes
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!