You jokes
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.