You jokes
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
I ass big ass you :-)
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Guys, i saw this advertisement on wje. should i click it?
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
You suck.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
It's ice to see you.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.