You jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Memes
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.