You jokes
Are you peeling well?
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
El, can you grab me that bow?
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
You pecan do it!
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)