What do you call your son?
An mistake.
You Jokes
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Can you see me?
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
You are in the airway, how funny!
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
You are the joke.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
You are.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.