You jokes

What is you you?

Q: What do you call a clean idiot?

A: Soap on a Dope.

What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?

Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?

A: They give you more bids.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

What do you call your son?

An mistake.

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

It's ice to see you.

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

Did you hear about Fridgetair

Kelvinator?