You jokes
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Memes
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)