You jokes

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Do you know who Dee is?

Dees nuts!

What do you call someone with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?

Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.

What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?

A cabbage patch.

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.