Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
You Jokes
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
"Room, you on."
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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This town ain't big enough for the one of you.