You jokes

You pecan do it!

Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

What do you call New York City?

A human zoo.

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!