You Jokes

Africa

Why is there no medication in Africa?

Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."

Shellfish

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.

Bubble

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Hairline

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Wheelchair

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Cat

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Atom

Why can you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Hairline

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Insult

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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