You jokes
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Memes
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.