You jokes
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Everybody does this
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
You are the gayest.