You jokes

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?

Panera head.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

What do you call a disabled person in a fire?

"HOT WHEELS!"

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

What do you call somebody with no nose?

Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.