You jokes
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Memes
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.