You jokes
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.