You jokes

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

"You crack me up!" 😂

What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!

Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

When you still there?