You jokes
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.