You jokes
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.