You jokes
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Memes
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.