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Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!

Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)