You Jokes

Chromosome

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

School

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Memes

Mom

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

Time

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Crash

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

One

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

Ak47

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Prince

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Starter

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.