What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!