You jokes
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.