You jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
when charmander gets old
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!