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My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

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    • If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

    Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"

    Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"

    How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.

    Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!

    Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.

    (mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)

    Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?

    All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”

    A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

    He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

    Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

    Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?

    Tell them to clap until their parents come home.