You jokes
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
You pecan do it!