You jokes
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Love you baby :^
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.