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You Jokes
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
