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I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

What do you call a photo of an orphan?

A family photo.

What gun can’t you find in Africa?

A water gun.

What do you call a three humped camel?

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

How do you get 1 million followers?

You run through Africa with a bottle of water.

How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?

Go through the dumbbell door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”

The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”