You jokes
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.