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  • Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

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  • Family

  • These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

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  • Hell

  • This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

    Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

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  • Sister

  • Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

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  • Suicide

  • My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.

    Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.

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  • Cock

  • The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

    Then she said that's true.