My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)
like if you know someone that is emo.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
What do you call a autistic kid with a gun
Special forces
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
What do you call a group of emos
The suasied squid
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I saw a monkey yesterday
And thought it was you
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Roses are red colors are blue if I was you I'd look like you
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
