You jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
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Like if you hate going to school.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
You are a fat pig.
You are so cat.
You are so dumb.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
You got a pig head!
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
The teacher fainted.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.