You jokes
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.