You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
You Jokes
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
