You jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison.

What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?

An Autobot.

How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ach.

Ach who?

Bless you!

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

How do you know if a rapist loves you?

He will rape you many times.

I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.

My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.