How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
where do you take Stephen Hawkings to the hosptial or pc world
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
what do you call a pig that pulled a leg pulled pork
When Stephen hawking is ILL 🤮 do you take him to curry’s pc world or the doctors 😂😂😂😂
