Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
Of stephen hawkings had a heart attack do you take him ti pc world or a&e ?
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said "Does this taste funny to you?"
Did you hear about the guys hole left side got cut off! But he’s all right now
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
what do you call a rich chinese guy
ching ching
what do you call a girl with only one arm and leg
eileen
what do you call a fat chinese guy
a double chinkey
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
