Yet jokes

There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?

'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?

Doctor: The morgue.

Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!

Doctor: And we're not there yet!

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.

God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."