The 40+ Best Even Though Jokes

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going

Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.

My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost

I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad

I’m a faux pa.

I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it

my friend josh made a joke about liams hairline even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey......if they were white

I think

Me asking my dad how I got
100% on the Autism Test even
though I didn't practice for it:
...because you are The Special.

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick she said we are family... even though you're bigger than me.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"