Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Yet Jokes
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
