Man: Doctor where are you taking me Doctor: to the morgue Man: but I’m not dead yet Doctor: are we there yet
What did sally get for her birthday? A football! Only joking she hasn't opened the box yet.
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh my gosh I'm peeing on my shoe no one knows about it yet
what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday....we don't know she hasn't opened it yet
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion? Because there not wanted yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank;)
Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
Why can’t I drive? Cuz my dad never showed me how yet
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
tell the person next to spell "me". When they do, say, "you forgot the D". They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "not yet". if this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
My friend went to buy so milk, why is she not back yet?
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet... it was pretty fire
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet it’s four years and counting.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common, they’re yet to be discovered.
