The 100+ Best Though Jokes

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

Long though sea.

They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though

I made a video game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though.... :/

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

English is weird. -- It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going

Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"

I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.

I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive

This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.

My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh