Yet jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.