What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
The Woman's Christmas Present
Explanation
The humor comes from the literal interpretation of the situation. The woman can't open her present because she has no hands, which is an unexpected and slightly absurd twist on the question.
Lovely perv
Hat did they woman get for Christmas? Not rights.
Lovely perv
*what
murder muffin
lol
Anonymous
I'm gonna give this joke a thumbs up. Shame she can't...
murder muffin
OMG LOLLLL
AngryPorcupine395
lol
Anonymous
BAHAHAHAHA
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She got some gloves, maybe a few rings, and lets not forget Hand Cream & Hand Sanitizer.
Mr. Eggo
OH THAT ONE WAS THERE WAS A VIOLATION
blach66
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MOTHER.......... Eve. Though I am adopted