Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Whatβs big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Happy New Year! ππππ
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Whatβs the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
Theyβre both saying βOh my god my momβs gonna kill me!β
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girlβs skirt.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
