Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
Who is the gorilla"s favorite president of the most recent years? It's hairy truman.
What do 7 year old girls want? To be ate!
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid? Father's Day
I, am Thor. And next year, I will be five
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
What is the shortest month of the year? May it only has 3 letters!
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Ring Ring Hi I've been needing to call you your hairline has been found by dora after 25 years
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
What's an emos favourite time of year? Fall
All terrorists like starting a new year of with a bang
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
