Year Jokes

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises or get one dollar for saying the N word

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice

What's an emos favourite time of year? Fall

after 6 months of lockdown

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years

I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.

my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.

yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day there would be enough food to feed africans for 500 years

Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...

All terrorists like starting a new year of with a bang

For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested it's factuality-

Well it's been some good years now Haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”