wanna clean old man takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear the dirty bubbles is the 14 year old next door
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door
I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
NEWS: A man kidnamed a 13 year old girl MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receeding hairline
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!
Me: Oh hell nah
Yo dad left you 10 years ago and your 10 years old so Your dad anrvriser is to day
Why do golfers bring a spair of socks ? Incase they get a hole in one .
This was done by 11 year old
me: I have the body of a 28 year old her: prove it me: (opens freezer)
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them
dont say u want to eat out a five year olds pussy cuz i have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy UwU
