Apple Tree Counting

Alright listen up, smartie. So, the lil' dude is tryna count, right? But he gets stuck. Then comes big bro with the 'help,' but instead of counting, he tells the kid to scram from the apple tree. It's funny 'cause it ain't what you 'spect, and there's a bit of cussing! Also, I bet you can't even count past potato.