Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
Why does michael jackson like 44 year olds? There's 44 of them.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
I like my women like a day. 20 four year olds. 24 hours of fun
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
