Writing jokes
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Memes
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.