Writing

Writing jokes

Pencil

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

Pen

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

Mama

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Memes

Alien

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

Essay

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Emo kid

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

Autobiography

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

Nut

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

Funeral

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.

Bible

A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.

When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!

Pencil

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!