Writing jokes
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Funny Test Answers #7
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.