I sat down and wrote a joke.
Eschew obfuscation.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
Write a different of onions and dead baby
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
