Writing jokes
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What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?" "Because I was Russian!"
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Paper.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.