Spell "IOUT", no space.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Paper.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
