Writing jokes
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Paper.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!