Writing jokes
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Paper.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!