Writing jokes
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
Paper.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.