Writing jokes
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Paper.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Memes
Funny Test Answers #7
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"