Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Two sentence horror stories go.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
