Writing jokes
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Two sentence horror stories go.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
These jokes crash and burn.