Writing jokes
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.