What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
