world's jokes
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.