Quickest Readers

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, really dark. It's saying the 9/11 victims fell so fast from the Twin Towers, they "went through" 34 stories in just 4 seconds. The "readers" part is a play on words, get it? They're "reading" the stories of the building as they fall. But, like, you probably thought reading was just for books, huh? You probably also think that the earth is flat. I can see it in your eyes.