World jokes

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?

Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

I rate it 9/11.

Who is the blindest person in the world?

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.