World jokes

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!

W in Africa stands for water.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Who is the blindest person in the world?

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

I rate it 9/11.

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.