World

World jokes

Cat

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Rapper

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Covid

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Minecraft

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Victim

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

Teeth

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

People

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

Comment

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Wood

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

Reader

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Scp

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!