World jokes

I rate it 9/11.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

Who is the blindest person in the world?

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

What is the biggest candy in the world?

Candy Borobudur.

What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!