why is mercury like everything else in the world? because it gives you cancer
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone
What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom.
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
Where do you think all the orphans went? In the world trade center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Steel led to world war 2
The at three people in a plane it is about to crash there is trump,Obama,nine year old girl, but only 2 para- soots Obama says "oh my I need one I need to protect my family" so he jumps off! Trump says "oh I am the smartest man in the world I must take it" so he jumps off 9 year old- welp I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending
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How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back
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my junk was in the book of world records until i got kicked out of the library
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
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whats the smallest stick in the world?
your mans dick
*World war 2 going on and then stops* Me: I guess you vould say it was a gory-ious battle.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine"
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11victims, they went through 87 stories in 7seconds
Why's being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work
there are millions of people in the world yet you are here
