World jokes
I rate it 9/11.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
W in Africa stands for water.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!