World jokes
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
This was made in china
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
The "W" in African stands for water.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Why is Earth flat?
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.