What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."π¦
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." π―π±
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." πΆπ
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world. Sherlock-bones
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
