World jokes
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
W in Africa stands for water.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Memes
I love rdr2
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.