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Pilot

  • Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

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  • Covid

  • Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

    A: Covid.

    Victim

  • Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

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  • Reader

  • You learn something new every day.

    Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

    Wood

  • How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

    Scp

  • SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

    Comment

  • Guys, put more comments in.

    We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.