What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
World Jokes
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
The earth is flat.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ฬT HAVE A LIFE.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Whoโs the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
America and UK are a joke.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
