There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
who are the quickest readers in the world, 9/11 victims they went through 34 stories in 4 seconds
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
