World jokes
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!