World jokes
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.