Are you fin-ished with your work?
We gotta work ahead, people!
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
