Work jokes

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I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

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A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!

What do you call a group of children who go on strike?

A minor's strike.

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??