Work jokes
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
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Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Memes
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.