Work jokes
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
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Memes
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!