Work jokes
I C U P works on 88% of people.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
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A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.