Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.