I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
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Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
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The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Why can an orphan not do school work? Because they have to take there work home to there parents
I saw a little kid cry, I wemt up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez I love working at orphans
Do u want to hear a joke about a construction? Sorry still working on it!
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy🌌
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
