Krusty nut
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue? You can tuna piano but you can piano a tuna. What happened to the glue? I knew you would get stuck on that
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
