Wordplay jokes
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Memes
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.