What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Did you know the f in orphan stands for family because there is no f in orphan
What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose nobody nose
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Robyn Olive in 10.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Suck my cheetah.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
