Wordplay jokes
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Memes
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?