Wordplay jokes
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Memes
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)