Wordplay jokes

Nose

Swearing

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

Rape

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

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  • Hippo

    What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?

    Hippo-POT-amus!

    Nickel

    If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

    Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

    YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

    Enzyme

    What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

    You can’t hear an enzyme.