Wordplay jokes
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Bend over and spell run.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.