Wordplay jokes
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.