Wordplay jokes
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Memes
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.