Wordplay jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!