Wordplay jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Memes
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.