Wordplay jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.