Wordplay jokes
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Memes
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.