Wordplay jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Memes
Saint Niggalas
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."